WTH?? Here’s LeBron James Driving Down the Highway Wearing a Mask. By Himself. In a Convertible. Because Science?

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Harris RigbyDec 7th, 2020 10:36 pm

What’s the best way to signal that you’re #woke and “believe science”? Well, the most obvious way to do this is to drive down the highway by yourself in a convertible with the top down while wearing a mask.https://platform.twitter.com/embed/index.html?creatorScreenName=itsnotthebee&dnt=false&embedId=twitter-widget-1&frame=false&hideCard=false&hideThread=false&id=1335969926331461636&lang=en&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fnotthebee.com%2Farticle%2Fheres-lebron-james-driving-down-the-highway-wearing-a-mask-in-a-convertible&siteScreenName=itsnotthebee&theme=light&widgetsVersion=ed20a2b%3A1601588405575&width=550px

We can all agree that this is crazy, right?

Healthy adult, one of the most in-shape athletes on the planet, but he’s afraid of catching or transmitting Covid while driving in a car WITH THE TOP DOWN!

Obviously, he’s been infected with some kind of mind virus if he thinks that he needs to mask up alone in a convertible. And that mind virus is called Woke Virtue Signaling.

Lebron James needs us to know that he’s a good person and he is totally woke and understands science. So, of course, he will never go out in public without a mask on. He has an image to maintain. That of leftist Social Justice Warrior. Not a basketball icon.

I don’t want to speculate, but I doubt you’d ever see Michael Jordan wearing a mask alone in his drop top. How would he be able to smoke his cigar?

Oh wait, we have a reference video from 2 weeks ago…https://platform.twitter.com/embed/index.html?creatorScreenName=itsnotthebee&dnt=false&embedId=twitter-widget-0&frame=false&hideCard=false&hideThread=false&id=1331222788544335875&lang=en&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fnotthebee.com%2Farticle%2Fheres-lebron-james-driving-down-the-highway-wearing-a-mask-in-a-convertible&siteScreenName=itsnotthebee&theme=light&widgetsVersion=ed20a2b%3A1601588405575&width=550px

P.S. Is that a McClaren LeBron is in and a Ferrari for MJ?? I can’t make them out.

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